That guy in the cave is happy
Some ad company tapes up a few homemade LCD displays to advertise a cartoon show. Boston police see one stuck to a freeway girder. Hilarity and wrath ensue.
There used to be an adjective of praise: "manly". Here's Robert Byron asking an Afghan official for an internal passport:
But we consoled ourselves, during our stay in Persia, by the consideration thatg we should soon be in Afghanistan, and should thus escape from a parcel of vain and hysterical women to an erect and manly people, immune from ridiculous alarms, and happy to accord that liberty to strangers which they justly demand for themselves.
Yes, this is sexist and out of date, but "vain, hysterical, ridiculous alarms" is pretty good.