Mallards
It's been a terrible year for our fantasy-league baseball team, the Malden Mallards. Good players injured: McGwire, Smoltz, Pedro, Varitek. Endless mishaps and boundless misjudgments. The odd thing is that this isn't obviously a bad team, at least not to my eyes; either I've lost my baseball sense, or next year isn't hopeless despite finishing 10+ games out.